| january: | okay yeah man new year new me fresh starts all around i'm totally not gonna waste this year like i've done every other year of my life so far |
| february: | well okay that went quickly but february will be my month i will get shit done |
| march: | lol wtf wasn't it christmas yesterday |
| april: | awww little baby birdies and shit how cute but i've still done absolutely fuck all |
| may: | mAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU AH AHA HHAHAHHA AHHAHA aw shit i missed april fool's day how the fuck did that happen |
| june: | since when is it summer |
| july: | blogging blogging blogging blogging blogging sleeping eating blogging |
| august: | i need to start getting shit done where has the summer gone omg |
| september: | take me back to the fucking summer |
| october: | HALLOFUCKINWEEN MOTHERFUCKERS |
| november: | everything in nature's dying hmm bit of a bummer |
| december: | chrISTMAS FUCK YEAH OMG YAY. OMG IT'S ALMOST NEXT YEAR. NEXT YEAR, THAT IS THE YEAR I WILL GET SHIT DONE. I CAN FEEL |
